Dear Boy Down the Road,

Hey.  I hope you're doing well.  You're probably just dandy.... been pretty busy lately, huh?  I know.  But I'm talking to you right now to discuss something else.  I just wanted to let you know that you don't have to worry about me anymore.  I don't really care at this point.  You seem to be doing just fine without me, and honestly, I'm doing just fine without you. 

I've finally realized that if you don't want me, then there's no point in wanting you.

I can see the one I will end up with.  He's The Man Who Will Be Next to Me, rather than a Boy Down the Road.  He's tall and thin, though still more filled out than you are.  He's got a scruffy beard and untamed hair.  He enjoys plaid shirts just as much as I do, thinks mine is the best cooking in the world, and cuts down the firewood for our cabin in the forest.  Most importantly, I'm his favorite person in the world, and he is mine.

So.  Continue on in your boyhood.  Someday you'll be exactly what a girl needs, like you once were for me.

Best of luck,
Corenna Jellybeana