"I can't feel AN INVISIBLE BLANKET."
"Let's do this the old fashioned way and just get her pregnant."
"Don't say anything. I'm always right."
"I already know that. It'll come in handy for when I'm your husband, huh?"
"I DON'T HAVE A LITHP!!!"
"Ah ah ah, you better put the giraffe down."
"I think the fact that you had severe loss of control of your face is what contributed mainly to my love for you today."
"OH MY GOSH DO YOU JUST HAVE NO FAT ON YOUR BODY?"
"It's like when a little puppy gets back from the vet with a cone around its head.... so pathetic but SO ADORABLE!"
"Want to run your brother over?"
Today was good. Very good. It definitely wasn't what I expected, and it was super long... but I was happy.
Maybe running him over would have been more successful in a forwards direction, instead of backwards.... :D
ReplyDeleteI am glad that I am atleast two of these on this list. :)
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